Peeler
Wielding his feeler peelers with precision and angst, Peeler remains one of the Taterbots most likely to take too much off the top.
Hashbrown
Sporting a functional, yet deadly cheese grater, Hashbrown has no reservations about using his head shredder on his enemies, his mild aquaintences, even himself. Hashbrown is one tuber toy that promises to make the rest of your collection a little nervous, even if they don’t quite know why.
Masher
With an advanced degree in tater pain, Masher brings his obvious wit and delicate sensibilites to bear in all his spud mushing activites. An integral addition to the Taterbots line of toys, Masher will fill your heart with lumpy starch.
Chicken Dude
His hygiene may not be stellar (hence the fowl stench), but Chicken Dude is ready to take on crime, low wages, even your child’s birthday party (you supply the balloons). Standing tall and proud, Chicken Dude toys are made of a sturdy, yet essentially unknown material (since no one’s actually produced the toys yet).
Grunting Pig
Wouldn’t you like him sitting on your car’s dash board, or on your knick knack shelf? Propping a cheeto up on your desk? Sitting on your shoulder during the big presentation? A Grunting Pig toy makes everything better.
Cubic Pig
The cubist version of the Grunting Pig toy, for those with a bent towards a more blocky/abstract aesthetic.
Doggiebot
Outfitted with the latest scanners, probes, and high tech sensing devices, the Doggiebot can out-detect even the most proficient “natural” canine. Perfectly designed to fit on any standard sized flat surface, a Doggiebot toy is ideal for composing desktop diaoramas involving half eaten food stuffs.
Santa
With the right brand of reindeer chow and a touch of combustion, Santa’s efficiency rating skyrockets. Much more than a typical seasonal doo-dad, this Santa toy will liven your spirits 365 (or more) days a year.
Caveman
Just happy to be sitting around with his favorite bottle of goodness, it’s the Caveman Potted Plant Companion figurine.
Alien Blockhead
Designed by a 5 year old and built by someone almost 8 times her age, it’s the Alien Blockhead! Friendly and weird, what more could you want from a toy?
For a true sense of his blockiness, as well as his lack of lower appendages, watch the video below.
Indybot
The Indybot 4000000, the ultimate wanna be adventurer’s stand in. He falls from cliffs, gets attacked by natives, dodges gunfire, swings across chasms, falls into traps, and you take the glory.
Available in beautiful, preproduction, untainted white plastic and simulated, weathered metal.
Pantelope
He doesn’t know why he does what he does. That’s what makes him just like the rest of us. And that’s what makes him the perfect companion to the unread books sitting on your dresser.
Gaze in wonder at the Pantelope’s fashion sense, in 3D!
Robird
An advanced robotic scout for the intergalactic island nation of Robirdia, Robird-61368 takes his planetary rovings in stride. The same way he would if he were sitting on your desk or the top of your toilet tank.
Available in a genuine faux gold finish or 100% blue, white and orange vinyl. See both in all their spinning glory below.
Super Guy
This regal, yet delicate super parody glides through the sky (and the inner recesses of your imagination) with grace and elegance. Super Guy will whisk you away from your dull and dreary existence and into adventures of love, danger, and excitement. Metaphorically speaking, that is.
Watch as the model turns in a lovely arc, showing you all the fine and delicate craftsmanship that will go into this toy if it ever actually gets produced.