Peeler

admin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:14:33 +0000

Wielding his feeler peelers with precision and angst, Peeler remains one of the Taterbots most likely to take too much off the top.

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Hashbrown

admin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:14:24 +0000

Sporting a functional, yet deadly cheese grater, Hashbrown has no reservations about using his head shredder on his enemies, his mild aquaintences, even himself. Hashbrown is one tuber toy that promises to make the rest of your collection a little nervous, even if they don’t quite know why.

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Masher

admin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:59:01 +0000

With an advanced degree in tater pain, Masher brings his obvious wit and delicate sensibilites to bear in all his spud mushing activites. An integral addition to the Taterbots line of toys, Masher will fill your heart with lumpy starch.

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Chicken Dude

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:35:33 +0000

His hygiene may not be stellar (hence the fowl stench), but Chicken Dude is ready to take on crime, low wages, even your child’s birthday party (you supply the balloons). Standing tall and proud, Chicken Dude toys are made of a sturdy, yet essentially unknown material (since no one’s actually produced the toys yet).

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Grunting Pig

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:50:49 +0000

Wouldn’t you like him sitting on your car’s dash board, or on your knick knack shelf? Propping a cheeto up on your desk? Sitting on your shoulder during the big presentation? A Grunting Pig toy makes everything better.

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Cubic Pig

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:35:56 +0000

The cubist version of the Grunting Pig toy, for those with a bent towards a more blocky/abstract aesthetic.

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Doggiebot

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:15:45 +0000

Outfitted with the latest scanners, probes, and high tech sensing devices, the Doggiebot can out-detect even the most proficient “natural” canine. Perfectly designed to fit on any standard sized flat surface, a Doggiebot toy is ideal for composing desktop diaoramas involving half eaten food stuffs.

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Santa

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:55:52 +0000

With the right brand of reindeer chow and a touch of combustion, Santa’s efficiency rating skyrockets. Much more than a typical seasonal doo-dad, this Santa toy will liven your spirits 365 (or more) days a year.

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Caveman

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:46:24 +0000

Just happy to be sitting around with his favorite bottle of goodness, it’s the Caveman Potted Plant Companion figurine.

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Alien Blockhead

admin — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:33:45 +0000

Designed by a 5 year old and built by someone almost 8 times her age, it’s the Alien Blockhead! Friendly and weird, what more could you want from a toy?

For a true sense of his blockiness, as well as his lack of lower appendages, watch the video below.
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